Tic-Toc-Mistletoe – N.R. Walker (Lecture en VO)

Je continue mon marathon romance de Noël. Et cette fois-ci il s’agit d’un romance d’une autrice dont j’apprécie énormément le style. Et vous savez quoi ? Ce fut tout simplement magique !

Alors direction le Montana pour une douce et pétillante aventure où nous allons faire connaissance avec Hamish & Ren. Deux âmes adorables qui m’ont surprise à bien des égards.

Le premier est Australien mignon comme tout voulant prendre un nouveau départ et essayant de conduire dans une tempête de neige sur le « mauvais » côté de la route. Ce mec c’est une vraie bouffée d’air frais à lui seul ! Dès le début j’ai adoré ce petit phénomène rayonnant et excentrique. Ce qu’il n’avait pas prévu c’est que cette sortie de route inoffensive l’expédie dans une contrée perdue et mette sur son chemin un ange portant de l’écossais…

Et parlons-en justement de ce charmant sauveur. Un bûcheron fort courageux, attentionné et bienveillant qui va en plaire à plus d’une. Cet âme solitaire et résignée m’a touchée plus que prévue. Mais il aura fallut que le destin mette sur son chemin cet impertinent Australien pour que son monde s’illumine à nouveau…

Tout les oppose tant par leur style de vie et leur caractère. Et pourtant la dynamique entre eux est tout simplement parfaite. Ils vont vous prouver de la meilleure façon qui soit que la vie est courte et inattendue et qu’il faut s’accrocher au bonheur et ne rien lâcher.

Ce que j’ai pensé des autres personnages ? J’ai été séduite par cette famille chaleureuse et cette petit ville accueillante comme tout. Et enfin je terminerai avec une mention spéciale pour cet adorable chien qui a conquis mon petit cœur.

En bref… Une fois n’est pas coutume, la magie N.R. Walker a divinement opéré ! Il faut dire que cette fine plume a réuni tous les ingrédients nécessaire pour que l’on passe un succulent moment. Deux hommes charmants. Des personnages très intéressant. Un magnifique décor. Un dialogue haut en couleur. Une bonne dose de neige, d’humour, de badinage, de douceur et de magie de Noël. Si vous cherchez une délicieuse et pétillante romance de Noël où vous aurez le sourire du début jusqu’à la fin, qui fasse un bien fou à votre moral et où en prime vous aurez des étoiles pleins les yeux. Alors « Tic-Toc-Mistletoe » est exactement ce qu’il vous faut ! À savourer sans modération…

Voici un petit extrait en VO

A totally catastrophic, unmitigated disaster.
What is a totally catastrophic, unmitigated disaster, you might ask?
Let me break it down for you real quick.
My life, my relationship, my job, my plans, my future, and this whole damn trip.
So, basically me.
I am the totally catastrophic unmitigated disaster.
Hamish Kenneally, thirty-one-year-old Australian, who quit his shitty job and sold his shitty apartment and left behind his shitty life in Sydney, packed his said-shitty life into two suitcases, and boarded a plane to spend Christmas with his sister in God-knows-where, Idaho, USA.
Well, Christmas first. Then two years, at least, in America trying to unshitify his life.
And if the trip to said God-knows-where, Idaho, was any indication of just how spectacularly extra-shitified my life was going to get, I should have turned around and stayed right where I was.
Because if the flight from Sydney to LA was bad, which it was, then the second flight, LA to Spokane, made the first flight look like a joy ride.
Because I didn’t get to Spokane, did I?
Oh no, of course I didn’t.
Because you see, Christmastime in America is in winter. Which is weird enough for this Australian. Christmas should be hot summer days at the beach, seafood and salads, beers and watching the bronzed surfers and drunk foreigners at Bondi. That is what Christmas should be.
None of this “sorry folks; to avoid flying into a massive snow blizzard, we’re being diverted to Missoula, Montana” crap the captain of the plane said when we were halfway there. Like the screaming baby in the seat next to me, or the vomiting lady in the row in front of me weren’t bad enough. Like we had any choice about which direction we were flying into.
I had no choice. I was now going to Montana. In a freaking blizzard, of all things. Ever been on a plane that flew into a snowstorm? There is zero joy in that kind of turbulence, believe me. It would also explain the screaming baby and the vomiting woman. And the man behind me saying Hail Mary’s . . . which you’d think might be comforting. But oh boy, is it ever not. Especially when he yelled the prayer every time we hit a particularly large pothole in the sky on the descent. Honestly, if this flight was a scene in a movie, you’d think it was too ridiculous to be real.
After the plane landed—to which I would have clapped and cheered like everyone else if I wasn’t stuck in the brace position after trying to kiss my own arse goodbye—we were kicked off the plane without so much as a good luck in the wrong bloody state.
So there I was, a clueless Aussie, after flying for twenty hellish-hours and now a few hundred kilometres from where I was supposed to be, trying to wrangle two overweight suitcases down the concourse, when one little wheel on my suitcase broke.
Because of course it did.
Frazzled and trying not to cry— Yes, cry. A thirty-one-year-old man can cry; shove your toxic masculinity in your cakehole and stop judging me. I was having a jetlag-fuelled shitastic day meltdown, trying to keep my shit together the best I could, and clearly not doing it very well. I was allowed a little saltwater leakage.
Anyway, getting back to my story. I tried to call my sister.
No signal.
Because of course there’s not.
So, taking a deep breath and willing myself not to spiral, I found my car rental kiosk. Finally, something is going right. “I have a car booked,” I said, trying to keep my now-broken suitcase upright with my foot while rifling through my backpack for my booking confirmation and driver’s licence. After dropping my passport and half the contents from my backpack all over the floor, then scrambling to collect it all while still trying to keep my suitcase upright, I handed everything over with a flourish of triumph. “Oh, that flight was the worst,” I said, sagging onto the counter. I was about to tell her all about my day from the ninth circle of hell when she looked up at me with that look.
You know the one.
The look of superficial appeasement before they cut you off at the knees. “I’m sorry, sir. But I don’t have a reservation under your name.”
I stared at her. My brain short-circuited and the will to live left my body. It was an actual out-of-body experience, I’m sure of it. I could see myself staring at her, mouth gaping like I’d been lobotomised.
Because of course they didn’t have my booking.
Why would they? My rental car was waiting for me in Spokane. In Washington. Not in freaking Montana.
“Oh,” I whispered, and my left eye twitched. “That’s nice.” I looked around the airport, at the line of annoyed people behind me. “Excellent. I’ve seen that movie where Tom Hanks lives in an airport. It wasn’t so bad. Could be worse. Could’ve been the one where he’s stuck on the island, I guess. Though I didn’t pack a volleyball, so that would’ve sucked.”
She blinked and tap-tap-tapped away at her keyboard. “But sir, we’ve had a lot of cancelled flights today because of the weather. I can arrange a vehicle for you, if you’d like?”
Oh, my sweet baby Jesus in a manger, why didn’t she lead with that?

N.R. Walker Bio

N.R. Walker is an Australian author, who loves her genre of gay romance. She loves writing and spends far too much time doing it, but wouldn’t have it any other way.
She is many things: a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. She has pretty, pretty boys who live in her head, who don’t let her sleep at night unless she gives them life with words.
She likes it when they do dirty, dirty things… but likes it even more when they fall in love.
She used to think having people in her head talking to her was weird, until one day she happened across other writers who told her it was normal.
She’s been writing ever since…

For more about N.R. Walker you can find her at:

Facebook Author Page
Email: nrwalker@nrwalker.net

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